Lies. All Lies.

The biggest lie in the history of the universe, "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service."

Apparently Fred or George Weasley works at my local grocery store.

Captain Awesome to the rescue!

Hail Yeah!

So today at hailed at my house...

When I recently started watching Pushing Daisies, I thought it sounded like a bit like a book on tape. My wife thought so too.  Then I realized the narrator is Jim Dale who narrated all the Harry Potter books.

Tonight is the Skynet became self aware. 8:11 pm. Be prepared.

Wish I had some pie

If you can remember "Can I have a large container of coffee?" You will always know pi.

Eat that, James Cameron

It cost $7 million to build the Titanic and $200 million to make a movie about it.

Got My Axe Back

Funny thing happened the other day when I was watching Yes Man. When Luis Guzman is on the ledge threatening to jump and Jim Carey picks up a guitar and plays Jumper made me realize I want to start playing the guitar again. So I walked over to my parent's and grabbed both of my guitars and sat down and learned to play Jumper. Nice thing was I remembered quite a bit from when I last played before Kennedy was born 11 years ago.

Apocalypse Now

Every now and then I start thinking about the impending zombie apocalypse. Especially on nights like this when the sky is fill of dark clouds and the wind is whipping around like it wants to destroy everything in it's path. It's happened often enough through the years that tonight I realized I have a pretty solid plan.

Welcome to McHell

About a year and a half ago, I ate at a well known eating establishment with my family. Unfortunately, everyone (including me) who ordered a popular, cheese-covered, beef product was violently ill in the middle of the night and good times were had by all. I haven't been able to bring myself to eat any beef product from them since. Plus they use GMO foodstuffs.

Lemony goodness

Watching Despicable Me with my boys right now, it occurs to me that the minions look like Tic Tacs.

Rant

"Remember when teachers, public employees, Planned Parenthood, NPR and PBS crashed the stock market, wiped out half of our 401Ks, took trillions in TARP money, spilled oil in the Gulf of Mexico, gave themselves billions in bonuses, and paid no taxes? Yeah, me neither….."

Meet the meat.

"Stronger people are harder to kill than weak people, and in general, more useful."

Mark Rippetoe

'Roids

Apparently some vegetables are starting to feel insecure with their size. It looks like they've started giving steroids to yams now. I guess "I yam what I yam and that's what I yam." no longer applies. Popeye would be disappointed.