Lies. All Lies.

The biggest lie in the history of the universe, "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service."

Apparently Fred or George Weasley works at my local grocery store.

Captain Awesome to the rescue!

Hail Yeah!

So today at hailed at my house...

When I recently started watching Pushing Daisies, I thought it sounded like a bit like a book on tape. My wife thought so too.  Then I realized the narrator is Jim Dale who narrated all the Harry Potter books.

Tonight is the Skynet became self aware. 8:11 pm. Be prepared.

Wish I had some pie

If you can remember "Can I have a large container of coffee?" You will always know pi.