Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Parenting PRO Tip

FYI: If you are trying to comfort a frightened child at bedtime, don't tell them not to worry because monsters don't exist BEFORE you find out that's not what they are really worried about. It just adds a whole new level of fear.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Lies. All Lies.

The biggest lie in the history of the universe, "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service."

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Apparently Fred or George Weasley works at my local grocery store.


Monday, April 25, 2011

Hail Yeah!

So today at hailed at my house...


Sunday, April 24, 2011

When I recently started watching Pushing Daisies, I thought it sounded like a bit like a book on tape. My wife thought so too.  Then I realized the narrator is Jim Dale who narrated all the Harry Potter books.


Tuesday, April 19, 2011


Tonight is the Skynet became self aware. 8:11 pm. Be prepared.