Real Age = YAY

I took the RealAge test and I was expecting to be over 30 because of all the stress and other crap I deal with or rather don't deal with. I was pleasantly surprised that I got a RealAge of 26. One year younger than chronological age. I liked the suggestions especially "Hang up and Drive." Probably a good idea but it's not going to happen. By the way, that is an actual screenshot from the end of the test. Anyways, I feel a little better about myself. Now if I only felt that young.

P.S. I forgot to mention that my RealAge is 2 years younger than my little brother who is chronologically 5 years younger than me. Of course, he can still kick my @$$ so yay.

wrong song...

I was a little confused for a while. I thought a song on the radio was from Panic at the Disco but in reality it was from The Offspring. If you listen to it you can hear the Offspring sound but it definitely has Panic influences. Oh, I forgot to mention the name of the song. It's "You're Gonna Go Far Kid". Listen to it, you'll see. I promise.

Odds and ends

I forgot to mention that in the previous post that he owns cats because they are the ninja of the animal world. And something else but I can't remember right now. The rest of this post is just random stuff.

First off, we had my work Thanksgiving dinner yesterday and afterwards we watched Iron Man. I love that movie. That was the third time watching it and I still think that the giant suit looks like a Space Marine. So here's some Warhammer 40K fun:





Someone has way too much time on their hands:

I hate those Geico commercials:

I'm am so glad the election is over:

And I have finally inconclusively proved the existence of the elusive Sewer Monkey:

Don't ask what the other stuff is.


And last but not least, this pissed me off the other night. I pulled up to a light. It was red in all four directions for several minutes but as you can see in the picture, on the left is the walking sign and the right is the don't walk sign. I don't get it. Stupid lights.

The lost years of James Mcintosh Qwilleran

Unbeknownst to the residents of Moose county and the rest of the world, billionaire philanthropist James McIntosh Qwilleran's youth was lost in the annals of time. Until now. Trolling the seas of vast information on the Internet I have discovered that before Qwill (as he is lovingly known to the residents of Moose county) adopted the famous cat Kao Ko Kung and incidentally Yum Yum, and inherited his billions he was secretly (dum dum DA!) a NINJA! While being a big time reporter he did ninja work on the side fighting crime. Where do you think he got the info for his prize winning book on crime? If you don't believe me I offer the following proof: a picture of taken while in full ninja dress.

Note the luxuriant salt and pepper mustache.

That my friends is something you can't fake. For further reading on the adventures of the young ninja Qwilleran, I would suggest reading Dr. McNinja. Amazing, I know. And so my readers, I leave you with just that golden nugget of information lest more completely blows your minds and you spend the rest of your days as a vegetable, unable to read my blog any further. I need all the readers I can get.

Say hello to my leetle friends!

Candice always tells the girls to "learn something new, make a new friend." Today, I did just that. I "learned" that the life preserver case at work is made of unsealed fiberglass. I made "friends" with the hundreds of glass slivers in my forearms. Fantastic. Also I learned that I don't learn very well. So in another two years you can expect that I will again be complaining about my "new friends." And yes, it itches. Thanks for asking.

Absolute rubbish...

I'd say this is up there with people believing Mormons have horns.

There is a windmill in my beard. Your argument is invalid!

Ah, November. The time of year when a man's face sings the praises of the beard. It is also National Beard Month for which required reading can be found here. There are some very notable beards including General Ambrose Burnside and Brigham Young. I have been know to sport a BY beard from time to time. Unfortunately as my beard is of the same quality as a fifteen year old boy's mine was not quite as amazing but none the less I persevere. Happy beard growing.

I will leave you with some inspiration:






And last but not least: