Hilarious!

Here is just about the best headline I've ever read: "Wedgie as good as handcuffs in suspect detention"
It's from the Daily Herald on 17 February 2009. Here's the article.
The Associated Press SALT LAKE CITY -- "It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car. Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, says she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her.   The third time, Morris grabbed hold of the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police say she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive. The man was booked into the Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property and outstanding warrants."
Pretty funny. I bet he was embarrassed getting his @&& handed to him by a girl. So if you're having a problem with some guy just remember: wedgies are effective. Please don't use it on me.